Bottom Falls Out of the Bagel Market
Millions of people lost lots of dough in the Big Bagel Crash of ’29. Baguette ladies were everywhere.
“Mommy Read Me a Bagel”
Some of the finest literature has paid tribute to the Great Bagel. Who hasn’t read the classic “Red Bagel of Courage”, the romantic “Gone with the Bagel”, and the amusing “Adventures of Hucklebagel Finn”. But the most prolific was Ernest Hemmingbagel, author of “For Whom the Bagel Tolls”, “A Farewell to Bagels”, and “The Old Man and the Bagel”.