We Hold these truths to be self-evident that all Great Bagels are created equal (4oz.). That they are endowed by their bakers with certain undeniable qualities; that among them are freshness, great taste, and satisfaction; and that to secure these qualities, the best ingredients, and large portions have been instituted.

It is the right of every citizen to choose one bagel from Column X, one item from Column Y and one garnish from Column Z.

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