Mama Mia What a Bagel

The world as a Bagel with a ship sailing on it.In 1492 Queen Isabagel provided the dough for Christopher Columbagel’s historic voyage. After months at sea, he discovered the Great American Bagel and claimed it for Spain. He was soon followed by Conquistadors like Ponce de Bagel who searched in vain for the Fountain of Cream Cheese.