Bagel of Rights

We Hold these truths to be self-evident that all Great Bagels are created equal (4oz.). That they are endowed by their bakers with certain undeniable qualities; that among them are freshness, great taste, and satisfaction; and that to secure these qualities, the best ingredients, and large portions have been instituted.

It is the right of every citizen to choose one bagel from Column X, one item from Column Y and one garnish from Column

X

BAGEL

Plain
Sesame
Garlic
Pumpernickel
Egg
Onion
Raisin
Whole Wheat
Cheese
Salt
Rye

Y

MEAT

Roast Beef
Corned Beef
Pastrami
Ham
Turkey Breast
Cheeses
Tuna Salad
Salami

Z

GARNISH

Mayonnaise
Mustard
Horseradish
Wasabi
CREAM CHEESE
Plain
Olive & Pimento
Strawberry
Vegetable
Herbal